All the comforts ye need – none of the nonsense ye don’t!
At many “proper” inns, ye’ll be charged extra doubloons for things like Wi-Fi or some mysterious “resort fee.” Not here, matey. We keep things simple, fair, and honest – just the way pirates like it.
⚓ What Be Included (and a Few That Cost a Bit O’ Gold)
- Free Wi-Fi (WPA-2 secured) for all guests
- A treasure trove of pirate books for grownups and young buccaneers alike
- Board games for friendly battles and stormy rivalries
- Use of the house guitar – strike up a tune if ye’ve got the talent
- All-you-can-eat pancakes with butter, syrup, and strong coffee (rumored to double as rocket fuel – add water if ye fear it!)
- Occasional free Pirate Beer (when the winds are right)
Available for a small fee:
- Parking: $15 per day (or free garage pass when available)
🏴☠️ The Common Room (Where Crews Gather)
Our grand common room be the heart of the ship:
- Plenty of seating for families and wandering sailors
- Toys, books, and games for the little scallywags
- Big-screen TV with Netflix and streaming services
- Coloring pages for both young and young-at-heart
🍳 The Galley (Kitchen)
Fully stocked and ready for yer culinary adventures:
- Dishes, cups, pots, pans, and cookware aplenty
- Bring yer own bacon, eggs, or special treats
- Open for cooking after our staff finishes up the pancake breakfast at 9:30AM
- Clean up after yerself, or risk walkin’ the plank (figuratively… mostly).
☀️ The Patio (Deck Life, Pirate Style)
- Open daily from 7AM to 9PM
- A fine place to eat, meet, and soak up the Florida sun
- Capacity of about 15 hearty souls
- Includes a cigarette disposal for those who partake
🏴 Crew & Service
Our volunteer crew of unpaid shiphands hail from distant shores, here to learn the language and explore new lands:
- Friendly and helpful, but not yer personal servants
- Crew is usually on site from 8AM–9PM (or just a call away)
- We respect yer privacy and won’t enter rooms unless there’s an emergency
- Tips are appreciated for a job well done (envelopes provided in rooms, QR Code if you prefer Venmo)
Need fresh towels or help with something? Just give a shout!
🛏 Rooms & Comfort
- No TVs in rooms – ye’re in St. Augustine, go find adventure!
- Common room offers Netflix and games instead
- Some fixtures may be a bit “vintage,” but that keeps yer rates low
- Refrigerators available in all private rooms
☕ Breakfast & Provisions
- Pancakes (Gluten Free available), butter, syrup, coffee/tea, and milk/creamer provided daily
- Got picky eaters or special cravings? Bring yer own supplies
- Refrigerators in rooms keep yer loot fresh
⚓ In short: We offer everything ye need for a comfortable stay – without charging ye like a royal fleet.
Stay simple, stay savvy, and enjoy life as a pirate! 🏴☠️